Friday, August 3, 2007

hhhhhhhh (long sight)

What an awful day that turned out to be. I got a page around 11:30 from my Uncle. Today was supposed to be my day off but I ended up having to clean the limo, hearse and escort car since the maintenace guy Billy got sick. After I got done with that my Uncle asked me if I would go with Randy on a body pick up to the airport around 9:00PM. I've never gone on one and didn't know what it would entail. Let's just say Randy is a lonely guy...


After the pickup we went to WENDY's for some grub. After pulling away from the drive through I noticed my order wasn't right. I got a spicy chicken sandwich instead of a burger.....I HATE SPICY FOOD!!! Ofcourse Randy wouldn't trade....What a dick!


After that we went to the funeral home to drop off the body and get our cars. Just when I thought things couldn't get any shittier that night, I saw my car..... Some little shit-eaters broke out one of my windows and kicked the front in
I'm done typing this shit. I'm roasting a bowl and hit the pillow. This is so lame, I don't even know why I'm doing it.....

First

I have never done anything like this before. My friend Matt sent me a link a few weeks ago to his "blog-page". He asked me to read it and tell him what I thought. I decided that maybe I should give "blogging" and post about myself. I doubt anyone will really read this but what the hell!

First, my name is Carl Arnoff. I am a 28 year old white male living on the west side of Cleveland. A month ago tomorrow I lost my job at FFY (Fasteners for You) a plastic retailing company. They are down sizing and made up some crap about me being late and not getting my work done. I'll admit I am not a morning person....but I was close to on time a majority of the time. My Uncle recently talked me into taking a position at his funeral home- Arnoff and Mcnulty Funeral Home. It is decent pay but awful hours. I am currently taking classes to become a certified funeral director. My Uncle Joe keeps telling me that the real money in in embalming. My girlfriend Katie broke up with me just before I was fired. My life seems to be in a down spin and I think I have insomnia. Getting a page....have to go.